some ans 'n' question...

Q: What three things are common between the sun and woman's underwear?
A: Both are hot, both look better while going down and both disappear at night.

Q: Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?
A: Because they are tired of using their own.

Q: What's common between men and video?
A: Both go Backward...Forward...Backward...Forward...Backward...Forward...Stop and eject.

Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?
A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days and if it doesn't come means you are in big trouble..

Q: What is the similarity between men and rats?
A: Both keep searching for new HOLES.

Doctor: You look so weak & exhausted. Are you having 3 meals a day as I have advised?
Lady: Doctor, I thought you had said 3 males a day.

Girl friend & boy friend go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters the girl's skirt.
Q: Guess where it would have bitten?
A: The boy's hand.

7 Qualities to be a perfect wife
: Beautiful, Responsible, Energetic, Adorable, Sweet, Truthful and Self-Organized.
In short, she must have good B.R.E.A.S.T.S